Some people are so pathetic and are clearly going no where in life, makes me lol at how conceded people can be when they’ll never amount to anything.
(Source: anunholyconfession, via kissmeimc0ntagious)
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
(Source: hornydirty, via psych0kinesis)
- Man: I want happiness.
- Buddha: First remove “I." That’s ego. Then remove “want.” That’s desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
(Source: ihavesinned777, via 4shann)
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
